Let's keep it REALLY simple! 

Do you have to put the ferret in a cage and close it for an amount of time, like work or sleeping?

Then NO! Please don't contact me.

I can't give you a ferret for a cell mate after they've been free roam. They will chew on the bars to get out, breaking their teeth. They will dig with their feet until their nails break, sometimes toes. Just don't waste your time. I'm sorry if this is less cordial than you're used to, but we're doing this for the ferrets, not you. My apologies for being rude.

DEDICATED ROOMS ARE SAD, TOO

How much time alone in there? At least in a bedroom, there's intimate contact with a human at times, but a ferret in just one room will be bored and miserable. They will scratch at the door, rip up your carpet or flooring to GET OUT. These are social creatures that should be able to get around, choose haunts. Mostly they sleep all the time but will meld their schedule into yours. They are nocturnal and love the night and being confined is torture to some ferrets!

The main haunts for ferrets are in blankets, under and in dresser drawers with a fuzzy sweater or anything else. Just be careful with piles of laundry; they will groove on your scent and wrap up into it. They love to burrow, needing total darkness. Anything that's enclosed makes a haunt! Cat condos can be converted for ferrets, too! Add soft items, attach tubes with a staple gun or twist ties. Watch holes, too!  

Kids are great, and can really grow with a ferret companion, taking it out on a leash and harness or supervising the ferret for a while in the rest of the home. Is your child or teenager mature enough to do that? Ferrets will cuddle, but don't like being mauled, too.

Pets If you have a zoo with critters and kids underfoot, this just isn't for you if the ferret has to be caged for its safety. It's too much chaos for a ferret, and you should reevaluate your decision in wanting a ferret.  If you have a cat, you can't feed it on the floor if their food has pea products in it.

Does a ferret fit into your lifestyle? Rather, do you fit into the ferret's lifestyle? If you're busy all the time and just want some casual entertainment when you see fit, these aren't the ferrets for you.

We just want to make sure the ferrets have the best home possible and will continue to have free will to choose. The ferrets are very capable of independence, finding their way in a ferret safe home.

Here at Left Field Ferrets, we are training ferrets to be part of a family! It's like a school for magical ferrets! These are special creatures, sentient beings full of Light and Love. Their gift to humanity is opening our heart chakras, the "warm and fuzzy" feeling you get when you interact with them. The love inside, you take it with you! We feel these spiritual treasures are lost in a cage.

If you meet these conditions, then contact me and we will talk!

When we connect and you're getting a ferret(s), this is what to expect.

In addition to your email address, I will need your name, address and phone number. Most important is that you keep in contact with us! Once we talk ferrets and pictures are exchanged, you have 3 days to get back to me about your decision about adopting the ferrets. If you don't, I have to move on and will archive your email request.

I trust in the Light but good will only goes so far in today's world. If you are lying to the Light, it's very bad Karma. I can sniff out a lie like a fart in an elevator, so beware! I'm a ferret mom, ferocious about these fur babies! Kind of neurotic, too.

You will be required to come here for the ferrets.

We can arrange a time and day and are 24/7.

Updates are required.

Everyone has an email address and some tech to send me pics through email. Tim posts about the ferrets on Facebook, and their comings and goings here at the rescue. And a lot of former owners want to see their babies move on to a better life. This has happened recently, and their hearts are broken because they can't. Which broke my heart. Never again! It takes a lot of love to give up a pet for its own good, so have some Respect.

After all this, yes, there are no fees. We ask for a donation, at least a bag or 2 of ferret food (like Marshalls Premium or Oxbow Essentials for Ferrets is the top 2 kibble here at the orphanage). 

Most important is giving them the food they require and the freedom they crave, with all the love you have. You will be enchanted by the love you get back! As always, if it doesn't work out, please return the ferret. This is like having a puppy, a kitten, and a toddler all in one. Think it over and contact us only if you agree! This is for the ferrets; we are on a mission from God to help these amazing creatures find great homes!

Thank you for your help!

When filling out form, please tell me what you're looking for, like single or pair, or even family units.

DO NOT JUST LEAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER, i CAN'T CHASE YOU DOWN! Since we have only a limited amount and type of  ferrets, only the persistent are getting through to the wait list. It can happen, ferrets show up here. if you have a strong pull inside to get a ferret, email me more than once or even twice if you think you qualify and tell me your story.